Sunday Repost: "In the words of Sir Elton John"

Better late than never, right? I have had an incredibly busy weekend...but here's the Sunday repost. Enjoy! And be sure to come back tomorrow. I have some VERY exciting news to share!

In the words of Sir Elton John:

...the bitch is back!

Now I would never call any of my children that word - let's just make that clear right from the get go. But this morning, that song was playing LOUD and CLEAR in my head when Andrew got out of bed.

As you know, Andrew has not been feeling well. When I picked him up from school yesterday his aide mentioned that he was not himself at all. He was hiding behind her leg from teachers he would usually hug, he would be raging with anger one moment and happy as a clam the next and he seemed rather spacey all day. Of course, I attributed it to being out of school for a week (and of his routine) and coming out of this body draining sickness (even I felt spacey all day).

This morning the monster came out to play.

I got up and helped Zachary get ready for school. Andrew was sleeping soundly in my bed (on Daddy's side) so I left him there. There is no need for him to get up that early and I know he needs his sleep. I got Zachy breakfast and off to school and Andrew was still sleeping...

Come 9:30 I hear crying coming from the bedroom. I hollered up to him "I'm right here, baby". "YOU LEFT ME"...oh boy..."WHERE IS ZACHARY? HE LEFT ME TOO!". I explained that he was still sleeping when Zachary had to go to school. "HE DIDN'T SAY GOODBYE! WHERE'S DADDY? HE DIDN'T SAY GOODBYE EITHER" - everything was a pissed off scream...ugh.

From that moment forward, my sweet innocent child was exactly who Elton John refers to in that song..."The Bitch is Back". A line from the song: "I was justified when I was five, Raising cane, I spit in your eye" - yup that was him.

I got screamed at because I hadn't made him breakfast (in fact, I had made him breakfast just hadn't put it on the table yet). He yelled at me because he was cold (he refuses to sleep in anything but a diaper) so I got him dressed. Then he yelled at me because I wouldn't let him eat at the table (dressed) with a blanket covering him. And when I told him he was going to school - FORGET IT!

I finally got him calm enough to watch TV (quietly) and I jumped in the shower. Well, I don't know what happened while I was in the shower but soon he was in the bathroom screaming at me that there was something wrong with the TV and to "turn it off". I told him to turn the TV off himself, "I DID!! YOU TURN THE SHOWER OFF NOW!!". And then he told me he had cracked an egg on the floor. Oh man!

I jumped out of the shower, cleaned up the egg, saw that the TV was indeed working, got dressed and put him on the bus. No ifs, ands, or buts about it - he was going to school! Of course, I have to pick him up in about 15 minutes to bring him to a doctor's appointment (which he also managed to scream at me about this morning)...no amount of scrubbing my pedicurist did today soothed me enough to be prepared for him tonight...deep breaths...


Molly said...

I shall never again think I have it bad when Ned has one of his tantrums, because it is nothing like that! Poor you, I hope this is not a daily thing. Seriously, drinking martinis helps, I promise!

WheresMyAngels said...

"Bitch" is Mercede's favorite cuss word. When she is in a very bad mood and mad at me or one of her sisters, that comes out of her mouth. She normally says it so only her sisters can hear it. Now she has never throw those kind of fits where she screams at me for no reason, but at her sisters all the time! lol

But she can drive me batty with her negative side, which she shows alot at home. Out of the home, it disappears. I'm so thankful for that.

I think boys are more obnoxious!! lol JJ

Christy said...

Wow, boys do that too? I thought that happened in my household because I have 2 girls! I hear ya, sista! :)

Insane Mama said...

My kids are over that. Thank God. But I remember how awful it was. Sorry