A friend of mine posted about her nose blowing experience on Facebook today. She was 2 miles from home and had to use an oak leaf.
For some reason, her story reminded me about peeing in the woods with Andrew (who I also had to teach how to poop in the woods this summer...but that's a different story).
A few years ago, while we were at camp, we were fishing at the lake and I had to pee. The lake is about a mile and a half from the camp so I was stuck peeing in the woods. I had to take Andrew with me for fear he would fall into the water while I was gone. To keep him occupied I gave him the toilet paper and asked him to hold it.
As I was squatting, arrange my pants and trying to ensure I didn't pee all over myself, Andrew kneels down. He gets real close to my stream...
Meanwhile I can do nothing unless I want it to end up all over me (and him).
He reaches out and puts the toilet paper right in the steamy stream of pee. Awesome.
These are the things I want to remember forever so I can absolutely mortify him at 23, when he brings home his fiancee.