Today, on the way to my doctor's appointment, Charity and I have the cutest conversation.
C: You breath, Erica? The doctor listen to your heart?
Me: Yes, baby, the doctor will listen to my hear. How did you get so smart?
C: At Grum's house.
Last month we went to camp. At camp the boys are allowed to pee wherever boys want to pee. A week after returning, Kirby and I were sitting on the front porch and Andrew came flying out the door from the house. He runs behind a bush and drops his pants.
Me: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Andrew: I had to pee.
Me: You can't do that at home, only at camp.
Andrew: But I had to pee!
Tonight as I am putting Andrew to bed we have a quick conversation about his crazy behavior.
Me: Andrew, what is going on with you tonight?!
A: I'm outta control.
Me: Yes, I see that, but why?
A: Because it's a full moon, or a half moon or a crescent moon. It's some kind of moon.
Andrew walks into the house last week, sees that it is clean and says "are we having company". Shit.