C: Where's my pnubutta an jelly? (as she approaches the table for lunch)
Me: You aren't having peanut butter and jelly today, you are having soup.
C: I NEED my pnubutta an jelly!
Me: Well, today you are having soup. Get up to the table and eat.
C: I NO LIKE SOUP!
Me: Charity, just eat.
C: I NO LIKE IT! Pnubutta an jelly sammich!
Me: You are not having a sandwich today, eat your soup.
C: (cautiously-and dramatically-taking a bite) Oh, I DO like soup!