Zach is in the middle of a trumpet lesson (my brother drives up once a week, has dinner with us and instructs him for about an hour). Tonight, Zach has been playing the same piece over and over and over again WRONG. My brother has been, patiently, reminding him that he is doing it wrong.
Zach (as serious as can be): They probably won't even hear it during the concert. The rest of the trumpets will drown me out.